Today, we're talking about taking care of nature's business - a process that, surprisingly, has gone pretty much unchanged over the past few hundred years. However,. there are currently great minds hard at work developing the tools we humans need to make peeing and pooping a more convenient and less stressful experience. Innovators of the Loo - we salute you this day.
If you've spent any part of the past couple of years swiping one direction or another, it's likely you've experienced the phenomenon of Tinder Burnout (let's call it "TB" - wait, actually let's not). Tinder Burnout occurs when your belief that there's nobody else in your metropolitan area crazy enough to ever want to spend time with you leads to actions such as: ceasing to work out anymore, deleting the app from your phone, throwing said phone in the river and finally, investing in a solid selection of sweatpants from Target.
But we're here to tell you that it does NOT have to be this way! The man or woman of your dreams may only be a swipe or click away - but without the proper tools and knowledge, he/she might easily end up in the arms of some other human - one who doesn't possess your self-depriciating sense of humor and above average credit score.
Today, we're going to share these proven tips for Tinder success - and you have to do to thank us is just be happy -- and maybe name your first child after one of our editors. We can discuss that when the time comes....
Whether we admit or not, Facebook has had a huge impact on our lives. Whether it's affecting an election with only-mostly-true news stories, or making high school reunions more or less unnecessary, the biggest social media channel in the world has become one of the biggest players in the game. Hell, your grandma is probably on there right now - and she still has to call you when she needs to program her alarm clock.
But, like the "Lock Up Hilary Clinton" stories that call it home, Facebook has fallen victim to a number of rumors during it's meteoric rise to success -- rumors that we're here to say aren't at all true. There's plenty to like and dislike about the book-of-face, but these 10 debunked myths aren't among them.
Why pick on the lottery you may ask? After all, it's just a little harmless fun to help brighten up our despair-filled lives. You can't win it if you're not IN IT, after all. The reason is because the lottery is PURE CONCENTRATED EVIL – and today we’re going to tell you why you should never, ever buy another ticket again – be it Power Ball or Scratch-off.
It seemed somewhat fitting this week to take a look back at the mighty ship that was The Titanic. She was so big and so incredibly successful - capturing the imagination of people from all over the world - that nobody believed that anything could take her down. Then came the iceberg, which nobody predicted, but in retrospect everyone should have probably seen coming to break up the party.
Here then is a selection of incredibly rare photos of The Titanic, taken by the passengers and crew who walked, ate and danced amongst the ship's stately rooms and long flowing corridors.
Why is it that all the TRULY fun stuff in this world gets taken away from us because - boo hoo - it's a little bit on the dangerous side? OK, so maybe the toys in today's list took it to the extreme. But just because something is a huge choking hazard or is likely to scar you for life from age 5, doesn't mean it can't be a blast to play with, right?
Ah, the zoo. Times change, but you just can't beat a good old-fashioned trip to - holy sh*t what are those two polars doing?? Avert your eyes, children! Don't worry, we're going to church right after this.
No, we're not talking about girls who dress up AS Kim K. for Halloween, silly. This is the one and only reality queen supreme - who takes it upon herself to don the sexiest looks imaginable each year for her favorite holiday. So although she's sitting this year out (we're thinking about you, girl. Hope you're doing OK!) we still have plenty of memories to see us through until her triumphant return on October 31, 2017!
Winning the lottery. It's the American Dream of achieving great wealth and status after doing absolutely nothing to deserve it. But for the 12 lottery winners in today's post, you'll see how quickly that dream can turn into a....wait for it...nightmare.
It's a known fact that Twitter is at its absolute best when reacting to a) a crying celebrity, b) a natural disaster and c) the release of a gimmicky-as-hell game console. And since this week was pretty quiet on disasters and Sad Keanus, it was up to the Nintendo Switch - the company's apparent apology to everyone who bought the Wii U - to fill the void for us.
Behold the polished reveal video...then enjoy the fallout.
Ah, the past. Sometimes days gone by produce wonderful memories to last a lifetime -- but most of the time the past just produces things that should never be spoken of again. Such is the case with the 10 spotlight dance phenomenons on today's list. We all did them - and frankly, some of us are still doing them - so we might as well face up to the fact and take a good hard look in the floor-to-ceiling mirror.
Whether your a soap opera diva or a world-renowned quantum physicist, one of the coolest things about being a celebrity is, well, getting to meet other celebrities. Here, captured in these rare photos, are 15 of the coolest and most bizarre celeb meet ups to have ever made a publicist's heart beat faster.
As elections go, to say the 2016 cycle has been off the wall is like saying Michael Bay is a wee bit indulgent when it comes to explosions and Russian Models. This POTUS race has, thanks to a certain ex-NBC employee, changed the game in ways that will scary and hilarious for many, many years to come. But before the field was whittled down to two, there were moments that we - as content creators - will value forever.
There's some darn fine cinema associated with video game properties (see: King of Kong, Tron, etc.) but it's overwhelmed by the ear-splitting noise created by the terrible terrible films that must have seemed like a good idea to somebody at some point during the production process. OK, maybe somebody's NEPHEW liked the idea. Anyone? They can't just be occurrences of nature, right? RIGHT?
When remembering the men and women who protect our freedom abroad in far away lands, it is also important to take a moment and think about our four-legged friends who also accomplish extraordinary things in the field of battle – saving the lives of our soldiers and often paying the ultimate price as a result of their bravery and selflessness.
As July 4th approaches, we hope you’ll read and enjoy these amazing stories of true canine heroism.
The following 14 homework assignments represent either the kids who are "at risk" academically, or future geniuses that we will all be working for someday. To be honest, it could really go either way at this point.
Maid in Manhattan. Selena. The Wedding Planner. These were the box office hits that helped make Jennifer Lopez a legit movie star. But her resume also includes numerous smaller movies that, in our humble opinion, never quite got the love they deserved. Here are ten movies you need to check out ASAP - that is if you're serious about your J Lo fandom like we are.
Jennifer Lopez just turned 47 years old and DAMN she looks amazing. We'd be hard pressed to find anyone famous or anonymous who look this good this close to her 50th Birthday. But back in the day - the late 1990's to be specific - J Lo turned the corner on to Totally Sexy Street as hasn't looked back. If you loved her from the start, these pics are going to be a sweet trip down memory lane - and if you've never seen what Lopez looked like in her late 20's then get ready to be overwhelmed...
Young gamers today think they have it so rough. OH NO! Halo 6 for the XboxSeven has been delayed until after Easter? Won't somebody think of the children? Back in the day, gamers had it a little tougher - and we loved every minute of it. Now before you whipper-snappers get off my lawn, stick around for a few minutes so I can explain some of the subtle differences between gaming then and now.
In show business, we sometimes see a bright star shoot into the night sky - only to have it fizzle out within the year, never to be heard from again. That's why those performers who last for decades at the top of their chosen fields are so special. Special like....Jennifer Lopez. To illustrate how many looks she given us - and roles she's portrayed - let's check out a photo for every year since she first appeared on our TV's as the sexy-yet-adorable backup dancer on Fox's hit In Living Color.